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How Do I Make a Money Plan That Fits on One Page?

A money plan that fits on one page: your three numbers (in, out, gap), four house rules, the size of your automatic payday slice, your first buffer target, and the night each month you issue yourself a statement. That is it. Anything longer becomes a document you never open. Stack The F*ck Up prints the plan as a charter you sign in pen on page 4, and the rest of the year is executing it one small move at a time.

Long plans are avoidance

A forty-line budget feels like work done. It is usually work postponed. If you cannot say the plan out loud in thirty seconds, it is not a plan you will run.

Stack The F*ck Up: The Portfolio, the whole money machine written on a single page
an actual page from the book. no stock photos on this blog.

The three numbers

In, out, gap. Monthly. Written in ink. Most people can quote their gaming rank and not these; Stack makes them the first thing you know about your money and the thing you re-check every statement.

House rules you sign

Every dollar gets a job. Pay yourself first, both of you. Zero by midnight, cards are tools. Within your means, on purpose. Ask someone smarter. Signed in pen on page 4, and referred back to for a year. Signature is not decoration; it is the difference between a plan and an intention.

One date a month

The statement night is the whole maintenance schedule. Thirty minutes, one page, twelve times a year, and the plan stays alive. Related: the couple’s version of the statement.

Stack The F*ck Up book cover

Stack The F*ck Up

365 days of no-bullsh*t money moves. Know your three numbers, fire the leaks, build the buffer, sign the house rules.

What should be on a one-page money plan?

Three numbers, a few rules you will actually keep, one automatic transfer, one buffer target, and one recurring date to review. Nothing you cannot recite from memory.

Do I need budgeting software for this?

No. The Stack system runs on a bank app and a pen. Software helps some people, but the plan has to survive without it, or it dies the month you stop logging in.

written by the author, at the kitchen table, after work.